Episodes

Episode 26: Pan’s Labyrinth

Draw yourself a chalk door and crawl into a world of horrific fantasy this week as Lisha and Jules delight over Lisha’s favorite film of all time, Guillermo del Toro’s 2006 masterpiece Pan’s Labyrinth! Grab a seat at the table (but don’t touch the grapes!) and listen to Lisha get teary eyed over the character alignments of mythical creatures and asshole fascists, Jules fawns over the faun, and both ladies lament over how Ofelia is just the epitome of A GOOD LITTLE GIRL WHO DESERVES TO BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS. Also, listen up; if you’ve ever wondered just how you’re supposed to take that ending (is she a princess? is she a traumatized as hell little girl with super awesome-yet-terrifying imaginary friends?), we have the answer for you, children!

Sources for information gathered for this episode were: www.imdb.comwww.wikipedia.org,  www.rottentomatoes.comwww.metacritic.com, and https://web.archive.org/web/20120929100112/http://twitchfilm.com/2006/12/pans-labyrinthinterview-with-guillermo-del-toro.html
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Our incredible intro music was composed by Detroit musician Sasha Kashperko!)

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Episode 25: Knives Out

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Can you believe Lisha and Jules have made it to episode 25? They can’t; it’s a mystery! Join them as they dissect an even greater mystery, of the murder persuasion; This week, they’re covering Rian Johnson’s 2019 star-studded whodunit, Knives Out! Brew up a nice cuppa or light up a hefty cigar and lend your ears to Jules get geeked about backstory and detail, Lisha try to stumble her way (via improv!) through approximately seventy five thousand characters, and just so much gushing over that damn house… and the wardrobe… and the writing… and the cinemato- you know what, you get it. Just get settled in for a good ‘ole red-string episode, folks!

Sources for information gathered for this episode were: www.imdb.comwww.wikipedia.org,  www.rottentomatoes.comwww.metacritic.com, and https://www.ksat.com/entertainment/2020/02/07/daniel-craig-discovers-another-thrombey-family-secret-in-this-knives-out-deleted-scene-exclusive/.
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Please go check out https://www.watershedvoice.com/, an independent nonprofit news organization based in Three Rivers, Michigan. Watershed Voice, on top of being a new and much needed strong journalistic presence, has also decided to feature Screen Tea Podcast on their digital news site! Support them with a subscription, by sharing their page on social media, and with good old fashioned word of mouth.

(Excellent podcast logo commissioned from the talented Mel. Find Mel on Instagram @javadoodler, website www.javadoodleart.com, or on Facebook at www.facebook.com/Javadoodle.Art.
 
Our incredible intro music was composed by Detroit musician Sasha Kashperko!)

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Episode 24: Shaun of the Dead

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Come on down to the Winchester with your lovely hosts Lisha and Jules as they review Edgar Wright’s first feature length film, 2004’s Shaun of the Dead! The first of two fan requested films this month, grab your nearest zombie-beating weapon and listen in as Jules spills her guts over her all time favorite film, Lisha dissects word play and the beauty of *expletives*, and your dear podcasters dissolve into mindless giggles over hordes of various topics. It’s a fun one, so get some red on ya and come hang out with us in the garden with your pint, your teacup, or your cornetto!

Sources for information gathered for this episode were: www.imdb.comwww.wikipedia.org,  www.rottentomatoes.comwww.metacritic.comhttps://screenrant.com/shaun-of-the-dead-edgar-wright-unknown-trivia/https://www.moviefone.com/2019/04/09/13-things-you-never-knew-about-shaun-of-the-dead-on-its-15th-anniversary/https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/74230/12-killer-facts-about-shaun-dead
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Happy listening!

Please go check out https://www.watershedvoice.com/, an independent nonprofit news organization based in Three Rivers, Michigan. Watershed Voice, on top of being a new and much needed strong journalistic presence, has also decided to feature Screen Tea Podcast on their digital news site! Support them with a subscription, by sharing their page on social media, and with good old fashioned word of mouth.

(Excellent podcast logo commissioned from the talented Mel. Find Mel on Instagram @javadoodler, website www.javadoodleart.com, or on Facebook at www.facebook.com/Javadoodle.Art.
 
Our incredible intro music was composed by Detroit musician Sasha Kashperko!)

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Episode 23: Up In The Air

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Check your bags and take the middle seat between Lisha and Jules as they review Jason Reitman’s 2009 film Up in the Air! It was Jules’ pick this week, and it’ll be easy to hear why as you listen to her squeak over Anna Kendrick…though to be fair, there’s a lot of praise happening over just about everything in this week’s episode. From Lisha getting really, really deep with her character analysis of Ryan (is he or ISN’T he a total twat?), the gals losing it over a-mazing cinematography, and a mutual outpouring of love over the ever formidable Vera Farmiga, pour yourself some (hopefully not black licorice flavored) tea or crack open a can, sir, and come fly with us.

Sources for information gathered for this episode were: www.imdb.comwww.wikipedia.org,  www.rottentomatoes.comwww.metacritic.com, Vanity Fair Anna Kendrick Interview (https://youtu.be/z5VfekpUpms), https://www.cineluxe.com/4k-is-sometimes-2k-but-thats-ok/, and https://www.slashfilm.com/jason-reitman-responds-to-rumors-of-an-up-in-the-air-cancer-subplot/.
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Happy listening!

Please go check out https://www.watershedvoice.com/, an independent nonprofit news organization based in Three Rivers, Michigan. Watershed Voice, on top of being a new and much needed strong journalistic presence, has also decided to feature Screen Tea Podcast on their digital news site! Support them with a subscription, by sharing their page on social media, and with good old fashioned word of mouth.

(Excellent podcast logo commissioned from the talented Mel. Find Mel on Instagram @javadoodler, website www.javadoodleart.com, or on Facebook at www.facebook.com/Javadoodle.Art.
 
Our incredible intro music was composed by Detroit musician Sasha Kashperko!)

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Episode 22: Just Like Heaven

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Snuggle into your own lil cloud and tune in as Lisha and Jules change the pace, because this week they’re reviewing a…romcom? And LISHA chose it?! What fuckery is this. Anywhoo, join the gals as they cover 2005’s Just Like Heaven, which of course includes Lisha crooning over Mark Ruffalo (but for legitimate reasons, she promises!), Juliet ripping apart every possible logical fallacy, and both of these idiots being baffled over how bad even decent romcom dialogue can be (you did your best, but you’re still a cheesy movie, movie). Grab a beer (David!), find a comfy couch (preferably a red, squishy one), and get cozy for one trash fire of an episode!

Sources for information gathered for this episode were: www.imdb.comwww.wikipedia.org,  www.rottentomatoes.com, and www.metacritic.com.
 Find us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/screenteapodcast, hit us up on Twitter @screenteapod, shoot us an e-mail at thescreenteapodcast@gmail.com, and check out our website at www.screenteapodcast.com!

Happy listening!

Please go check out https://www.watershedvoice.com/, an independent nonprofit news organization based in Three Rivers, Michigan. Watershed Voice, on top of being a new and much needed strong journalistic presence, has also decided to feature Screen Tea Podcast on their digital news site! Support them with a subscription, by sharing their page on social media, and with good old fashioned word of mouth.

(Excellent podcast logo commissioned from the talented Mel. Find Mel on Instagram @javadoodler, website www.javadoodleart.com, or on Facebook at www.facebook.com/Javadoodle.Art.
 
Our incredible intro music was composed by Detroit musician Sasha Kashperko!)

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Episode 21: Pariah

*Disclaimer/Trigger Warning: The word ‘queer’ is used frequently in this episode and is used as a term of identification and orientation, both in the context of discussing the film and because both of your podcasters identify as big ole queers. The term ‘dyke’ is used multiple times in this episode in context of the film. The term is used in the film both as a slur and as a term of identification and orientation.

You’re also in a space where Black Lives Matter, so if you don’t share that sentiment, you’re gonna have a bad time (what the fuck are you doing here anyway?). This episode in particular celebrates Black queer artists and the Black queer experience in general.

Join Lisha and Juliet as they review the baby budget/huge impact indie film, 2011’s Pariah! Put on the kettle or pop a piece of Big Red gum and join the gals as they worship the ground that Adepero Oduye walks on, listen to Juliet as she sings praises to Bradford Young and his wicked light sorcery, and get ready for yet another psychological character study thesis from Lisha (c’mon, you know you love it). It’s Pride month, y’all, so get ready also for a Reel Question and discussion about meaningful LGBTQ films and television (of which Lisha and Jules have MANY to discuss…shocker, right?). SO. Strap in (on? Alike, girl, no, Laura, what did you do), grab your drink of choice, and get sippin’!

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Update (Episode delay)

Heya, folks!

Lisha and Jules had some completely, totally and utterly foreseen circumstances come up this week (ha!) and they are all out of whack. Therefore, this week’s episode covering 2011’s Pariah will be delayed. Rather than being posted on Thursday 6/25, episode 21 will go live on Saturday, 6/27.

Thanks for your patience and we’ll see y’all reel soon! (I’ll stop now, I promise, Kevin bless!)

Episode 20: Tropic Thunder

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Join Lisha and Juliet as they review the movie within a movie, Tropic Thunder…within their podcast! (See what we did there?) Listen as they (naturally) croon over the star power of RDJ (and Jack Black, because every movie needs a character who hates movies front and center), scratch their heads over how hard Ben Stiller dropped the ball with Simple Jack (why, dude), and give credit where credit is due (btw, all of the credit goes to Alpa, Kevin, and the glorious soundtrack). Also, ALSO, brew yourself some tea or grab a cup of warm, blood-flavored corn syrup to tune into the once in a lifetime opportunity to hear Lisha say something NICE about Tom Cruise! That’s right…one time only, you limp dick fuckups 😉

Sources for information gathered for this episode were: www.imdb.comwww.wikipedia.org,  www.rottentomatoes.comwww.metacritic.com and https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/01/22/downey-blackface-tropic-thunder/.
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Happy listening!

Please go check out https://www.watershedvoice.com/, an independent nonprofit news organization based in Three Rivers, Michigan. Watershed Voice, on top of being a new and much needed strong journalistic presence, has also decided to feature Screen Tea Podcast on their digital news site! Support them with a subscription, by sharing their page on social media, and with good old fashioned word of mouth.

(Excellent podcast logo commissioned from the talented Mel. Find Mel on Instagram @javadoodler, website www.javadoodleart.com, or on Facebook at www.facebook.com/Javadoodle.Art.

Our incredible intro music was composed by Detroit musician Sasha Kashperko!)

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Episode 19: Fido

Join Lisha and Juliet as they make their way through Juliet’s pick of the month, Fido! Secure your zombie or grab your head-coffin and listen in as Lisha tries to figure out what the actual hap is fuckening (no, really, she has no idea what this movie is), Juliet salivates over production design, and the ladies lament over how awful Bill is, we mean it, Fido, go get ‘im boy, bite his stupid face off!

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Episode 18: Mystic River

Lisha shared the following websites at the top of the episode; please visit if you are able to donate/share this information with others:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd

https://www.joincampaignzero.org/

https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Join Lisha and Juliet as they traverse through Trauma Street, located this time around in good ‘ole South Boston, aka Lisha’s favorite film backdrop! From basically agreeing that this ensemble of actors did everything right (if you don’t agree that Laurence Fishburne makes every movie better, who even are you?), wondering what the fuck was up with Sean’s character in general, and deciding that Love Actually is essentially a sidequest to this joyful little flick (thanks Laura Linney), pull out your lager and get to sippin’ with the ladies for this week’s episode!

Sources for information gathered for this episode were: www.imdb.comwww.wikipedia.org,  www.rottentomatoes.com, and www.metacritic.com
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